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  • Co-signing your excuses and rationalizations.
  • Working with onlythe steps youwant and in the order youchoose.
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  • Learn the secret of giving it away before you even have it.
  • Why walk the walk when you can just talk the talk?
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  • Why save your rear at the cost of loosing face?

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